Saturday, November 29, 2008

Eva Longoria Flashes her Spanx Upskirt, Not Cool

Source: www.GutterUncensored.com

Who knew an upskirt shot could be so gay? While it is an upskirt and upskirt are suppose to be reavealing… I think this reveals even more than what I want to know about Eva Longoria. But here is an interesting question… Why is someone who is a size 0 wearing fucking Spanx? For those of you wondering what shape Eva Longoria would be if she didn't fit her fat ass in Spanx, my money is on giantagon. Or cellulitezoid. It's a total toss-up. Here is Eva Longoria flashing her Spanx underwear outside of Beso restaurant last night in Los Angeles where a party was thrown in her honored by Allure. Click on pictures to enlarge.


Here below we have two of the phoniest bitches in Hollywood.


Here below again we have two of the phoniest bitches in Hollywood.


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Eva Jacqueline Longoria Parker (born March 15, 1975 in Corpus Christi, Texas, U.S.) is a Golden Globe Award-nominated American film and television actress. She rose to fame by playing Isabella Braña Williams on the CBS soap opera The Young and the Restless. She now plays Gabrielle Solis in the ABC television series Desperate Housewives, and stars in the film Over Her Dead Body. She has also become a nationally recognized model after appearing in several high-profile advertising campaigns and numerous men's magazines, reaching #14 in the FHM "Sexiest Women 2008" poll. Longoria is also known for her high profile relationship with NBA guard Tony Parker, whom she married in 2007. www.GutterUncensored.Com

Longoria landed her first television role in 2000, guest-starring in an episode of Beverly Hills, 90210. Another guest appearance in General Hospital the same year brought her big break on the popular American soap opera The Young and the Restless, in which she played psychotic Isabella Braña Williams from 2001 to 2003. People en Español listed her among its "Most Beautiful People" for 2003. After leaving The Young and the Restless, she was seen on the now-cancelled Dick Wolf revival of Dragnet. Although it lasted only two seasons, the show gave Longoria another leading star credit to her name. Following Dragnet, she starred in two ill-fated productions - Señorita Justice, a poorly received direct-to-video film, and a television film titled The Dead Will Tell. In 2004, Longoria landed a role that elevated her to the A-List. She starred as adulteress Gabrielle Solis in the worldwide break-out ABC hit Desperate Housewives. As the show became an overnight sensation, Longoria's career was well and truly launched. But she has never considered her career to have jumped off so suddenly: "I think it's funny when people say I'm an overnight sensation, because I've been working at it for 10 years." www.GutterUncensored.Com

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